Not Me Monday

• NOPE, I am such a great housekeeper that I definitely would NOT leave my sink full of dishes that didn't fit in the dishwasher until the first load of dishes is done, just so that I can load them into the next dish cycle. I am always on top of the dishes and would hand wash any dishes that didn't fit just so they would be clean and put away.... That would be unthinkable.
• and I would definitely NOT let my kids play outside in only a shirt and underwear in the middle of January (It is 75 degrees outside so don't worry).... My kids are always well dressed and stay clean at all times. I mean what else could I possibly have to do?
• and the four foot midget definitely would NOT name the two carrots we pulled out of the garden Mr Big and Ms Little...... Nor would she give them hugs and kisses before nap time..... or make up whole little stories about them. Nope not my kid, that would be way too weird..... especially before eating said carrots.....