Walmart Boredom?

You know you are bored if your weeks agenda consists of going to all five local area walmarts to compare prices on beach towels and determine which is the best walmart to shop at..... What is interesting is that all the walmarts had the same selection of towels-some more some less depending on how well they sell- but all had them listed at different prices. Some were $9, others were $9.50, and still others had some towels as low as $5. Go figure, what would cause the same towels to be such different prices???? Now the $5 towels were the towels once they were placed on clearance.... but at least a week or two before the other stores put the same towels on clearance.

No, it wasn't I who went to all the walmarts..... I have much better things to do. Seriously...... I wouldn't dream of taking these two girls to all the different walmarts....

"Not Me" Monday

I would NEVER take my kids into corporate america for lunch by myself, only to have a Cute little angel through a temper tantrum... and I certainly would not, take one temper tantrum kid outside the resturant and walk through a flower bed so that I can stand next to the window to be able to watch my older kid finishing her lunch all in the name of changing little temper tantrums diaper..... only to then put said diaper on twisted.... and basically inside out. Being the experienced mommy that I am, I definately would have noticed this little problem quickly, and fixed it, instead of her wearing it home like this. Little Temper tantrum definately would not have been so happy just to have a clean diaper that she would be willing to go along with it. Grandma definately would NOT show up for lunch minutes after said diaper change either. Nope not our family.....

and it would not be three hours later, after naptime and some outside time, before we finally notice the problem..... wet clothes and all.

Not Me Monday

Plastic Easter Eggs. I found them at walmart for 50 cents a dozen. Each year our church does the Big Bunny Party, so I bought three dozen and donated them. The fourth dozen though I gave to the girls.....

Well, now the eggs are NOT the absolute favorite toy in the bunch.... Within the first 10 minutes they had NOT been added to the erupting volcano during school time, given baths, or lovingly dried.... the eggs are NOT gathered together for reading books, or nap times.... and the Easter Eggs definitely would NOT be offered Chicken Nuggets for Lunch.... Nope Not us!

Go figure.

Not Me Monday

I will say I definitely do NOT walk around my house singing a song in Spanish that essentially means, "Head, head has hair. My hair is on my head...." Nope not me, cause that would mean I was a crazy mom..... Oh wait, I am. And in case you are super curious, the Song is by Billy Jonas who came in town last summer for a free concert and it is called Cabeza.

It wasn't intentional, but we are just finishing up H......

And yes we also walk around singing some of the other songs off that CD. But yo didn't hear about it here.... no way, not in this house!

Just take out the word NOT and you'll get the true story.....

Not Me Monday

I would never by any means allow my kids to bring thier dressup clothes to the lunch table. I mean they will definately get dirty..... even if they are super cute :) I would also never have a kid who thinks a sink is for sitting in or a stove is for napping on.

Nope not me!

Not me Monday

Nope, not me mom, I definitely would never climb up onto the potty to get to the stuff by the sink. Nope, I would never dream of it. And if I did, I definitely would not climb into the sink to make everything much easier to reach.

And if I did, I definitely would not play with your toothbrush.... mistaking it for my own. Nope, cause I know better.

Love,
Zoe

Not Me Monday

• NOPE, I am such a great housekeeper that I definitely would NOT leave my sink full of dishes that didn't fit in the dishwasher until the first load of dishes is done, just so that I can load them into the next dish cycle. I am always on top of the dishes and would hand wash any dishes that didn't fit just so they would be clean and put away.... That would be unthinkable.
• and I would definitely NOT let my kids play outside in only a shirt and underwear in the middle of January (It is 75 degrees outside so don't worry).... My kids are always well dressed and stay clean at all times. I mean what else could I possibly have to do?
• and the four foot midget definitely would NOT name the two carrots we pulled out of the garden Mr Big and Ms Little...... Nor would she give them hugs and kisses before nap time..... or make up whole little stories about them. Nope not my kid, that would be way too weird..... especially before eating said carrots.....